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2004-07-20T21:18:41Z

[Wallet] uh its like a tiny wallet/purse(purllet) that i got from payless for four dollars.

x. [Hairbrush] there are a thousand in the bathroom, not one of them belongs to me. but dont follow my example kids, sharing hairaccessories leads to lice.

x. [Toothbrush] this one from.. target. but on this subject have you seen the new thingers that just go over your finger and its like a quick brush.. wtf can people get any lazier.. if your breath is that stinky in between brushing, you should floss

x. [Jewelry worn daily] the ring my mom gave me when i was 12 and usually jacks earrings and necklace.

x. [Blanket] the comforter i got for christmas. and my nice flannel sheets.. ahh so nice.. so flanney

x. [Coffee cup] i use coffee cups for soda.. yea im a rebel, i know

x. [Sunglasses] those are currently locked up in my fuckin broken car.

x. [Shoes] flip flops, im not embarassed of my sausage like toes

x. [Favorite shirt] one that fits me nice and that jack likes and that shows off my tantalizing titties!.. yes im aware of my vast vocabulary.

x. [Favorite pants] capris

x. [CD in stereo right now] my stereo is gone. with my favorite cd in it.. titled "songs good for singin".. ill never sing again now. ok ok, i will, but never with such vigor as before.. alright who am i kidding, im singing right now

x. [Tattoos] maybe one day

x. [Body Piercings] my ears

x. [What you are wearing now:] honestly, my grandmas old green housecoat.. sexy i know

x. [Hair] tis a mass of curly golden brown locks that frames my face in all its wild glory

x. [Do you like candles] i like fire in general ..

x. [Do you believe in love] of course

x. [Do you believe in soul mates] yesir

x. [Do you believe in love at first sight] i believe that the first time i saw your moms box, i knew what love was

x. [What do you want done with your body when you die] cremate me, and if you fuckers have an open casket.. ill haunt you. i hate that shit. oh and id like one of those video thingers that frankie did for gram, thatll be sure to get the tears flowin.. put the wink in frank..

x. [What are you gonna do when you're older?] im gunna be really cool, drive a huge tank of a car in both lanes really really slow,i plan to frequent porn shops and curse a lot, and try to steal stuff. cause honestly.. ill be old.

x. [How many songs do you have on your computer?] too many

x. [What band are you listening to now?] the ramajam band thats always playing in my head

x. [Look out your window...tell me what you see] the back yard.. where the dog isnt running playfully, since he was stabbed

x. [If you could have any animal for a pet?] a baby sloth, and an otter

x. [What is the longest you've ever stayed up?] 39 hours and 24 of those were spent driving
[When was the last time you ... ]

x. [Smiled?] this morning
x. [Laughed?] same as smiled
x. [Cried?] friday morning at 7:30 am when i realised my car was broken into, those bastards. made me cry, i wish they had seen cause lets face it guys, when i cry my face is the saddest thing in the world they would have given everything back.

x. [Bought] gas
x. [Danced?] uhh, does shaking my shoulders work.

x. [Were sarcastic?] never ever do i ever talk with a sarcastic tone in my voice.. ever..

x. [Had a nightmare?] usually i dont remember my dreams unless theyre nightmares., the last one involved me being attacked by people who had the virus from 28 days later and they were running at me with their super human speed.. it was scary..

x. [Last book you read] eragon, and im reading it again now

x. [Last thing you had to drink?] chocolate milk.

x. [Last thing you had to eat] leftover spaghetti i made last night

[ Body ]
x. [What do you most like about your body?] my boobs

x. [And least?] my sunrash, cause i cant change that.

x. [How many fillings do you have?] nadda

x. [Do you think you're good looking?] youre damned right i am. im the sexiest person you know,

x. [Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking?] of course
x. [Do you look like any celebrities?] well you see take liv tyler, shrink her by like 6 inches then change her eyes to brown with hints of green then lighten her hair a tad and add curl next,shrink down her lips and darken her skin tone and shes the spitting image of me
[ Fashion ]
x. [Do you wear a watch?] negative

x. [How many coats and jackets do you own?] one that ive had for two years. i got it from target

x. [Favorite pants color?] blue jeans

x. [Most expensive item of clothing?] my fuckin bras. i go through them like water

x. [Describe your style in one word] sexy

[ Your Friends ]
x. [do your friends know you?] well most of them, but a few of my friends like the deftones and glassjaw and james marsden, they dont know me too well. .... yet

x. [Are there traits in you that are universally liked?] well is dead sexy a universal trait, cause if it is.. whoop whoop im in.

x. [How many people do you tell everything to?] honestly, pretty much everyone. i dont have any secrets that i know of. i just dont really care who knows what. im cool like that

[ Music/TV/Books ]
x. [Favorite band/artist EVER?] deftones

x. [Most listened to bands/artists?] random

x. [Do you find any musicians good-looking?] chino mark from blink gavin rosdale lance bass
x. [Type of music most listened to?] all kinds ..
x. [Favorite book?] demon seed

[ General Questions ]
x. [What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day?] sun
x. [Do you consider yourself lucky?] what is this question, some sort of sick joke, i got my car broken into twice, i got my tire randomly slashed, someone stole my purse, i have a crappy job, my dog got stabbed and i never ever win scratchoffs.. i think whats happeneing here is that all my luck is like hidden somewhere and its gonna come out all at once when i win like 360 million dollars lmao haha i wish

x. [Choose one word to describe how you feel most often] happy

x. [Do you own any plaid clothing?] no
x. [Is there more than one zipper in your pants?] what? do i look like some sort of punk rock poser whos only definition of their lives is the music they listen to so they have to dress the part as well, cause if they didnt theyd be "gasp!!!" ordinary? no

x. [Do you own braces?] had em twice, along with three sets of retainers and this one corrective mouth piece for my tmj that i never wore cause if i did i would have to get braces again.. also back to luck.. i fuckin had a slipped disc in my jaw??? who gets that?!

x. [Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches?] negative

x. [Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon?]well with all my knives hidden in there, yes
x. [Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye?] no
x. [Do you own a bandanna?] i stole one from jack..

x. [Are you amused by safety pins] no im afraid of them.

x. [Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute?] lol yea and staples as well

[Habits/beliefs ]
x. [Are you disgruntled (having a general hate for everything)?] wow, thank you for the definition sparky. i now hate you for thinking im illiterate, but in general no.

x. [Are you an anarchist?] right now yes, well no im not against the idea of the government or the system, just the people in power currently
x. [Do you think meat is murder?]i think meat should be cooked to perfection.

x. [Have you ever slept in an alley or park?] um no

x. [Birthday] jan.3

x. [Sign] capricorn
x. [Location] your moms box
x. [Status] super cool
x. [Crush] tis a tasty orange flavored drink .. and it comes in grape too
x. [Natural hair color] brown
x. [Current hair color] currently natural ..
x. [Eye color] light brown/ green
x. [Height] 5 4
x. [Shoe size] 10

x. [Parents] mom and dad
x. [Siblings] jon and jen
x. [Live with] my family.. all of them .. big house..
[favorites]
x. [Number] 11
x. [Color] light blue
x. [Day] i like mondays actually
x. [Movie] ice age, little mermaid, dumb and dumber, gone with the wind
x. [Food] all of them

x. [Season] summa time
x. [Class] middle

x. [Drink] mt dew
x. [Veggie] peas
x. [TV Show] the pet psychic

x. [Radio] since mine was stolen, i currently have none.
x. [Store] target
x. [Word(s> odd

x. [Animal] sloth
x. [Flower] tiger lilly
x. [Quote] whats meant to be will always find a way.

[this or that]

x. [Me/You]what??
x. [Coke/Pepsi] pepsi
x. [Day/Night] nite
x. [CD/cassette] CD.
x. [DVD/VHS] tv
x. [Jeans/khakis] jeans
x. [Car/truck] a car i can take on the beach would be nice

surveygoodness

2004-06-19T19:51:30Z

1. Your Full name: Victoria linn walker
2. Do you feel like your name fits you? yes, its magestic and beautiful, need i say more?

3. Do you have an alter ego? super cool

4. Where were you born? tucson medical center ::tmc, caring for everyone:: yes i remember the theme song. not very creative is it?
5. Where do you live? on former indian territory
6. Do you like to travel? would i have more than one cd titled road trip goodness if it didnt?!

7. What is your birthday? January 3rd, 1984
8. Do you have siblings? jon,and i consider jenny my new sister
9. Do you have pets? three cats and a dog.
10. Which was the happiest year of your life? sophmore year of highschool, that was the best year.

11. How old do you wish you were? fifteen,ahh being fifteen.. goodtimes

12. A movie is being made about your life. well honestly is there really any one out there who is at my caliber of hotness.. no.. id have to play myself to serve justice to the authicenticy of the character..

13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? james marsden.. yea.. hes hotter than.. like chicken. mmm

14. How would this movie end? with me being really old.. and really cool.

15. Is it better to be famous or infamous? trust me when i say this. its better to be me.
16. Youre going to die a natural death. What is the cause? car accident.. caused by my 90 yr old ass speeding down the road and hitting a tree. hence the natural part.. the tree.
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. lets be honest here. what death isnt sudden and tragic.. unless you really suck its tragic to everyone.. and no matter how prepared you are for death.. its always sudden

18. How long do you plan on living? till past age 90.. i have a lot of cool plans for that particular year of life.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head? crocodile rock! yeaaaaa i remember when nights were young!

20. Sing any commercial jingle. we love to see you smile

21. What is your favourite element on the periodic table? the only edible one.. NA.. or salt for those of you who dont know your chemistry

22. Sunrise or sunset? arizona sunsets. they rock my world
23. Introvert or extrovert? extrovert, always!

24. Creation or evolution? both
25.Action or reaction? the scientific theory, every action has an equal and opposite and asskickin reaction.. dont mess with me, i know science!
26. Unity or individuality? there is no such thing as individuality, trust me. no matter how much you strive to be different, youre just like everyone else striving to be different just as much as you. were all united as the human race. get over it. what you hate in others is what you hate in yourself.
27. Hugs or drugs? .... or.. thugs?! cause thugs can be interesting
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral? for what? to have, im greedy ill take them all
29. Popsicle, creamcicle, or fudgecicle? ohh those ones with the candy center.. yummmm
30. Fight or flight? well it depends on which one takes more energy, cause then i pick the other
31. Who is your favourite historical figure?.my gram

32. Which historical figure could we have done without? hitler and other ruthless dictators followed closley by george w bush,hes a liar and a cheat and a self serving president. ... bleck dont get me started.. fuckin over two dollars a gallon for gas.. hmm wonder whos profeting off that shit?

33. What happened in the last dream you remember? you dont wanna know, there were lions and mt dew cans as tanks.. i dont know whats going on in this head of mine

34. Do nice guys really finish last? yes, you have to find the median between nice and ambitious and then play that, if you dont stand for something youll fall for anything

35. What are your favourite boy names? alexander,brian, troy
36. What are your favourite girl names? antigone

37. Open or closed? Open
38. White bread or wheat bread? wheat
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away? um.. which one is easier?

40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out? a bouncy ball

41.What do you want to be when you grow up? rich
42. What were your favourite childhood toys? water, boxes, my little ponies, and my baby
43. What was your first pet? pebbles the dog, i dont remember her .
44. What annoys you? mainly people, and also .. wait.. no just people

45. What is your favourite action caption from the old batman tv show? i dont watch that.

46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? a-one, a-two-hoo, a-thrree... *CRUNCH* a-thrree.
47. The glass... half empty or half full? depends on whats in there.. water, its full, chocolate milk.. that shits empty! yum
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities. they beg to be skiddmarked
49. Mc Donalds happy meals. I miss the GOOD toys.
50. Reality shows. some are good, i think they should make one about my life.
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms? GUMMI BEARS! remember that show.. gummy bears.. bouncin here and there and everywhere
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive? deep sea, and id like to ride a whale, and a dolphin.. and kiss a shark, and watch baby seaturtles go to the ocean from the sand.. oh wait. back to the subject at hand

53. Paper or plastic? Plastic!
54. What position do you sleep in? my tum tum

55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed? right

56. Sweet or sour? both
57. What was your favourite after school special? ricki lake.. i used to watch that shit every day at three. lol.. i hate it now but man i used to love it.
58.What is your favourite word? shazamm
59. Beach or mountains? I'd pick mountains. with bears
60. Mounds or almond joy? neither, coconut ::puke::

61. Do YOU feel like a nut? usually

62. To give or to recieve? both

63. Chocolate or caramel? count choculia
64. Do you have any nicknames? lots but you can call me super cool
65. What does your name mean? um queen, and also salsa

66. Have you ever fainted? no

67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher? *mr carney.. yea he was hot as hell

68.What was the last thing you ate? pizza
69.Do you have any bad habits? eating.

WORD ASSOCIATION
What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear...
70. Grey... gray.. yea that pisses me off.. two spellings for one word
71. Human...ape
72. Fruit loop... tucan sam

73. Glove... baseball
74. Plum... salilito.. oh god its been years since i had one

75. Structure...building
76. Race... marathon
77. Heart... love

78. Parasite... tape worm
79. What was your first happy memory? getting a real bed. it even had plastic on it.. actually going way back before that to when i was like three.. climbing a tree (my dad placed me on the branch) and calling my mom to show off my progress

80. What was your first unhappy memory? when my dad had to kill my dog cause it attacked a goat. i was like two oh no wait.. around that same age.. when i woke up and there was a mans hand leaning against my window in the middle of the night and i was too afraid to get up so i went under the covers and fell back asleep and turns out that night someone stole our new bbq.. that was scary as hell

81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be? ancient greek times or the rennisaunce period

82.What would jesus do? eat klondike bars
83. Make up a word and define it. shazamm.. yea this is cool

84.Favourite kool aid flavour? grape
85. Favourite pick up line? whats the dilly yo
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll? ...who cares?
87. What did you like to make believe as a child? that i was an orphan and had to eat soap bubbles while i washed dishes.. yea i really ate the bubbles
88. Did you have an immaginary friend? no
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion? mansion, for sure. :-D
91. Do it fast or do it right? both
92.What was the last book you read? erigon. great book

93. Have you ever had surgery? three of them
94. Random fact about you.im not wearing pants right now

95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower? hair twice followed by application of conditioner, it sits on my head while i wash my body and shave i wash my face last and then rince my hair out

96. What is your favourite cereal? peanut butter crunch
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be? italian
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you? no, im looking forward to heaven thankyouverymuch

99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you? who wouldnt???

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate? to an extent.
101. Ghosts? yeah...

102. God? yup!
103. Big foot? yes
104. Soul mates? yes
105.Aliens? "yes
106.Angels? my uncle aaron is my guardian angel i believe that and i believe grandma watches over me now
107. Loch ness monster? yes i did a report, shes real.
108. Heaven and hell? Yeah.
109. The Zodiac? amusing, but no.
110. Love at first sight? no.
111. Karma? definitely.
112.Vampires? id say no but arent there people out there who believe they really are vampires and really do drink blood?? how much more real can you get,, the magic around it no.. but freaks yes.
113. If you had any super power, what would it be? FLYING!
114. Would you use your power for good or evil? well first id use it for myself cause flyings gotta be cool.. .. then i would help others..
115. Name something nostalgic. clouds
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex? humor and teeth

117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex? long hair, attitude and unintelligence

118. What was the best compliment ever given to you? being trusted enough to go into the room when emilys born

119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to? shaggy

120. What is the worst trend of the present time? pointy shoes.. and george bush lovers.
121. Beer or wine? neither
123. You cant sleep. .... yes i can.
124. Do you wear jewelry? the earrings jack got me the neclace he got me, and a ring i received from my mom when i was 12

125. What is your favourite smell? *rain. .
126. What was the best decade of the past century? the 90's its the only one i remember really well!
127. Which is your favourite month of the year? December/January.
128. Do you smoke? Ew.
129. Do you drink? Socially.
130. What was your favourite subject in school? english
131. What was your worst subject in school? math

132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be? Smell
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch? mostly heart, sometimes head. Especially nowadays.
134. Do you truely know who you are? yes

135. Are you superstitious? Not really.
136. Are you sentimental? yes.
137. How many times a day do you eat? 2 or3, depending on the size of the meals and how late I'm up.
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person? main idea

139. What is your favourite pie? i dont eat pie
140. Have you ever been close to death? yes once i choked and almost died and one time i almost drowned.. all before the age of five
141. Do you like roller coasters? I loooove roller coasters. i got a bloody nose from one once
142. Apples or oranges? Apples!
143. Are you hyperactive? Occasionally
144. Do you talk in your sleep? no.
145. What is your favourite holiday? Christmas! the smells the lights the love.. goodtimes

146. Do you go to church? i do not believe in organised religion
147. At what age do you think you will be married? between 24 and 25.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be? panda house stir fry

149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend? nick

150. What is your weakness? cookies!
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry? john q really made me ball but i cry easily.. lol so prolly whatever i watched last night

152. If love were a flavour, which flavour would it be? good

153. If hate were a flavour, which flavour would it be? poop
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs? estrostep, to kill the dead babies
155. Is lying sometimes necessary? yes.
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious? BUBBLEYUM.
157. What is your favourite curse word? fuck
158. Do you have any birthmarks? ...I have four

159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be? hawaii or alaska

160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be? austrailia
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality? no
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher? mrs benignio.. but she was sick a lot so she was never in

164. Do you wear glasses or contacts? no
165. How tall are you? 5'3"
166. How tall would you like to be? um im not growin anymore
167. Your current mood: calm, I guess.
168. Do you dress up for halloween? yep
169. Have you ever been in a car accident? no.
170. What is your favourite lucky charm? the marhsmellow..

171. What colour of underwear are you wearing? black.
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you? older
173. Do your exes look alike? um.. yes? lmao.. ohhh the first time i read that i thought it said EYES lol and im like.. wow i dont get this one.. haha its like 2am thats why.. no my exes dont look alike
174. Do your exes act alike? not at all
175. Have you ever been in love? Yes.
176. What is your favourite kids movie? little mermaid followed closley by ice age..

177. Have you ever hallucinated? No...
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex? The way they make you feel.
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex? The way they make you feel.
180. Have you ever been on a blind date? yes.
181. Would you want to be cloned? ... the question here is.. should you be cloned.. and yes. im super cool

182. Have you ever peed in public? no
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus? kids at school..

185. Pancakes or waffles? pancakes
186. Are you on a diet? yes

187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side? Because you're too damn busy looking at other people's grass!
188. Do you always want what you cant have? no but i want what i DONT have a lot.. then i just strive to get it

189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on? no

190. Have you ever been arrested? lol nope
191. Can you cook? hell yes im italian
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out? no

193. Do you have any allergies? the sun, tape and scallops.
194. Ketchup or catsup? Ketchup!
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life? If so, what is it? to do the best you can with what you have while youre here and to be a good person because thats what its all about.

196. What do you think about before you fall asleep? Everything, 197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil? "everyone can go either way

198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. What kind of animal is it? a sloth.. and i have a cave?> where?
199.What does your power animal say to you? wow animals talk now.. um.. he says lets take a nap.. and im like ok
200. End this survey with a quote: whats meant to be will always find a way

MY FIRST JOURNAL ENTRY.. EVER!

2004-05-24T03:02:26Z

THE REASON I AM TYPING EVERYTHING IN CAPS IS BECAUSE I KNOW THAT WHEN I SEE SOMETHING IN CAPS, I AM MORE INCLINED TO READ IT. THEREFORE, I'D LIKE PEOPLE TO READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. I WANT TO GET THEIR ATTENTION IN THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW(BESIDES SHOWING TITTIES). THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. SEE YOU WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT. I PROMISE.. THE NEXT POST WILL BE REALLY COOL.. PERHAPS HAVING SOMETHING ABOUT CHICKENS THROWN IN. WHOOOO KNOWS. IM JUST CRAZY LIKE THAT.